Some of you may know that I am very much a PC person. I've never owned a Mac computer, and I probably never will. PCs are just straight up better. Sure, they have their weaknesses, but on the whole, they are cheaper, more powerful, and more versatile than Macs.

I'm not an evangelist about this, typically. If you want to use a Mac because you don't need anything more, be my guest. However, my usual tolerance of the Other OS is being tried every time I see an Apple commercial.

So, after however many iterations of the iPhone (Four, is it now?) the iPhone FINALLY has a copy/paste function. Whoop. De. Fucking. Do. My blackberry did that a year ago, when I got it. It was probably around sooner, but I don't know because I always had a shitty Motorola flip phone before that. Honestly, a copy/paste function is ludicrously simple. All it is is the ability to store a character string in memory, and draw it back later. The fact that it didn't exist before now is so mind-blowing that I can't even comprehend it. It's like having a car in which the windows don't roll down.

That's not even the only thing that irks me about the iPhone. Last time I checked, they don't even support FLASH. Seriously, Steve Jobs? Practically everything interactive on the web is in Flash. Youtube is Flash. Most site intros are in Flash. It's ubiquitous.

Admittedly, the iPhone's interface system is pretty nifty. I'll give them that. But that doesn't excuse overlooking the simplest shit in the world.

COMMISSION PROGRESS:

- 0% done (A secret commission for a mystery person, both of which shall remain equally mysterious to all but myself)

- 70% done (Simple stuff, really)

ART TRADES:

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(0% done) Waiting until Suti and I are less busy...
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So, you want a commission, huh?

Here are the general prices. Keep in mind that they might change a bit due to the variation in people's requests.

Drawings:

$5-10 sketched and scanned (no coloring, or computer refining)

$10-15 colored vector lineart.

$15-20 Colored, shaded and touched up.

Add $3 for backgrounds.

Animations:

$30-40 Flash animations. Colored, with backgrounds. Longer or more intricate movies will be more. Also, you must specify where you want me to get the base picture from: You may ask to have one of your own pieces animated for a slightly lower price.

Rules:

1. I reserve the right to refuse to accept certain commissions. If I don't want to draw or animate a certain scene, I won't and nothing shall make me. THIS RULE IS SUPREME ABOVE ALL OTHERS.

2. Try to keep commissions within the realm of my past work. BE, hourglass, preg inflation, or things that look like it are all acceptable. Do not ask me to do balloonie, berrygirl, fat, mpreg, or anything that you think I wouldn't do.

3. Try to keep commissions doable. Don't ask for me to animate something crazily amazing, because I won't be able to. I'd LOVE to, but I simply do not command enough skills at the moment.

4. Be courteous. Don't flip a bitch if I don't accept your commissions. You'll get your turn.

5. Payments will be via Paypal. I don't do money orders, cash/checks in the mail, or Bank account-to-bank account transfers. Paypal Accounts are free for buyers, so get one if you don't have one already.

That's it. Happy shopping!