Workin' Out: Part Three

Part three in a series...

Aisha just won't give up on her body, no matter how cumbersome it may become. Too bad she's probably gone up a few weight classes in the "World's Strongest Woman" competition by now. That, and Ctarls are banned from competition, but that's never stopped her before, has it?

If only I had that kind of dedication, I'd be doing biathlons in the Olympics by now. But no, the marathons I'm familiar with are the ones USA Network puts on of House MD, and the lengths at which I sessioned Dead Space.

Seriously, you want a commission. Come on, some of you probably paid $10 to go see Twilight. I mean, if you're going to throw money away THAT easily, you should at least throw it in my direction. CaptainCapitalism needs his Captain Morgan.